2. “Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.” – Duke Nukem
3. “It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum—and I’m all outta gum.” – Duke Nukem (They Live)
4. “Born to be wiiillllddd!” – Duke Nukem
5. “Your ass is grass, and I’ve got the weed whacker.” – Duke Nukem
6. “You’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!” – Duke Nukem
7. “Mess with the best, you will die like the rest.” – Duke Nukem (Hackers)
8. “Are you crazy? Is that your problem?” – Duke Nukem
9. “I’ve got balls of steel.” – Duke Nukem
10. “That’s gonna leave a mark!” – Duke Nukem
11. “I’ll rip your head off and sh*t down your neck!” – Duke Nukem
12. “They don’t make ’em better than me!” – Duke Nukem
13. “Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.” – Duke Nukem
14. “Blow it out your ass!” – Duke Nukem (They Live)
15. “Hail to the king, baby!” – Duke Nukem (Army of Darkness)
16. “Damn! I’m looking good!” – Duke Nukem
17. “Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!” – Duke Nukem
18. “I go where I please, and I please where I go.” – Duke Nukem
19. “Get the crap outta here!” – Duke Nukem
20. “Dying ain’t much of a living boy.” – Duke Nukem (The Outlaw Josey Wales)
21. “Now you see me, now you’re dead.” – Duke Nukem
22. “Little pig, little pig let me in. Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll kick your ass in!” – Duke Nukem (Three Little Pigs)
23. “Eat sh*t and die!” – Duke Nukem
24. “Your face, your ass—what’s the difference?” – Duke Nukem (Andrew Dice Clay)
25. “Damn, you’re ugly.” – Duke Nukem (Predator)
26. “Sometimes I even amaze myself.” – Duke Nukem (Star Wars)
27. “Hey, kids, you remember I’m a professional, don’t try this at home!” – Duke Nukem
28. “Damn, that was annoying!” – Duke Nukem
29. “You’re an inspiration for birth control.” – Duke Nukem
30. “My boot, your face—the perfect couple.” – Duke Nukem
31. “Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn! I love this job!” – Duke Nukem
32. “What are you waiting for? Christmas?” – Duke Nukem
33. “I like a good cigar and a bad woman.” – Duke Nukem
34. “Damn. Those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!” – Duke Nukem
35. “I make this look good.” – Duke Nukem (Men in Black)
36. “So many babes, so little time.” – Duke Nukem
37. “Don’t get your panties all in a bunch.” – Duke Nukem
38. “Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die—is my size-13 boot!” – Duke Nukem
39. “Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about!” – Duke Nukem
40. “Rest in pieces!” – Duke Nukem
41. “I always said, if there was a way to go, I’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil.” – Duke Nukem
42. “This is K-t-i-t. Ktit. Playing the breast—uh—the best tunes in town!” – Duke Nukem
43. “Looks like cleanup on aisle four.” – Duke Nukem
44. “What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?” – Duke Nukem
45. “Guns don’t kill mutants, I kill mutants.” – Duke Nukem
46. “Do or do not. There is no try.” – Duke Nukem (Star Wars)
47. “Looks like it’s time for me to go postal!” – Duke Nukem (Blood I)
48. “Ready for action!” – Duke Nukem
49. “Now this is a force to be reckoned with!” – Duke Nukem (Dark Forces)
50. “My gun’s bigger than yours.” – Duke Nukem
51. “Oooooooooh, that’s gotta hurt!” – Duke Nukem (Army of Darkness)
52. “Nobody jacks with our independence!” – Duke Nukem
53. “Suck my dick you little alien f*cks!” – Duke Nukem
54. “The bigger they are, the more they bleed!” – Duke Nukem
55. “Gonna rip ’em a new one.” – Duke Nukem
56. “It’s my way or hell, it’s my way!” – Duke Nukem
57. “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun!” – Duke Nukem (Army of Darkness)
58. “Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!” – Duke Nukem
59. “Power armor is for pussies!” – Duke Nukem
60. “This really pisses me off!” – Duke Nukem
61. “No way I’m eating this sh*t!” – Duke Nukem
62. “Nobody steals our chicks and lives!” – Duke Nukem
63. “Who wants some?” – Duke Nukem (Evil Dead 2)
64. “I ain’t afraid of no quake!” – Duke Nukem (Quake Video Game)
65. “We meet again, Doctor Jones!” – Duke Nukem
66. “Staying alive, staying alive.” – Duke Nukem
67. “Die, you son of a bitch!” – Duke Nukem (Jaws)
68. “Eh! Just a flesh wound.” – Duke Nukem (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
69. “You wanna dance?” – Duke Nukem
70. “Lucky son of a bitch!” – Duke Nukem
71. “This is gonna f*ck up my hair!” – Duke Nukem
72. “Nobody messes with my meat!” – Duke Nukem
73. “That hurt you more than it hurt me.” – Duke Nukem
74. “If I promised to kill you last, I lied.” – Duke Nukem (Commando)
75. “I don’t die that easy boys. Come on time for a jailbreak—by balls.” – Duke Nukem
76. “And I thought cigars tasted bad!” – Duke Nukem
77. “I like big guns, and I cannot lie.” – Duke Nukem (Baby Got Back)
78. “Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ’em here—I can kill ’em anywhere!” – Duke Nukem ()
79. “I’m your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you’re all that stands between me and a planet full of babes—so get ready to bend over and kiss your *ss goodbye!” – Duke Nukem
80. “I ain’t got time to bleed!” – Duke Nukem (Predator)
81. “It’s locked, and I’m an *ss-kicker, not a safecracker.” – Duke Nukem
82. “I’m Duke Nukem. And I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!” – Duke Nukem
83. “And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry!” – Duke Nukem
84. “I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” – Duke Nukem (Apocalypse Now)
85. “I guess he didn’t escape from L.A.” – Duke Nukem
86. “I’m gonna get medieval on your *ss*s!” – Duke Nukem
87. “I’m God’s gift to women!” – Duke Nukem
88. “Hmm, that’s one doomed space marine.” – Duke Nukem
89. “I’m an equal opportunity *ss-kicker.” – Duke Nukem
90. “It’s time to abort your whole friggin’ species!” – Duke Nukem
91. “It ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking.” – Duke Nukem
92. “I think you need some downtime.” – Duke Nukem
93. “Get back to work, you slacker!” – Duke Nukem
94. “It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!” – Duke Nukem
95. “Somebody’s gonna freakin’ pay for screwin’ up my vacation.” – Duke Nukem
96. “Harr matey, someone’s gonna take a long walk off a short gangplank!” – Duke Nukem
97. “Go ahead, make my day.” – Duke Nukem (Sudden Impact)
98. “Looks like the crap has hit the fan.” – Duke Nukem
99. “I’m climbing a ladder—to heaven.” – Duke Nukem (Stairway to Heaven)