And don’t forget to check out these and .
1. “Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today.” – Mae
2. “I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices.” – Gregg
3. “Little creatures are explaining faith and moments ago it is the beginning, and I am here then and I am here now, and there is nowhere for God to be hiding.” – The Sky Cat
4. “So like, I feel like if I’d been through that, I’d be ‘more’ likely to believe in God or something. Do you believe in anything at all?” – Mae
5. “Don’t take that tone with me, young lady. I fought the war for your sort.” – Mr. Penderton
6. “I believe in a universe that doesn’t care, and people who do.” – Angus
7. “Pattern finders—I feel like a lot of people don’t believe they found God, but like, God found them. Like when they were having bad times like you did.” – Mae
8. “Ah, hey Mae, we thought you were dead.” – Gregg
9. “Angus is good. Nice, smart, hot, cool dude. Down to chill.” – Gregg
10. Mae: “Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? Like we were stuck together in Girl Scouts? Like—uh—is this just—what’s the word?”
Bea: “Proximity?”
11. “I don’t believe there’s a whale out there, but I, uh, believe the stars exist and that people put the whale up there. Like, I dunno, we’re good at drawing lines through the space between stars. Like we’re pattern finders, and we’ll find patterns, and we like to really put our hearts and minds into it even if we don’t mean to.” – Angus
12. “Forest god, thou hast no power here!” – Mae
13. “I don’t know. I honestly don’t. My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place and I guess proximity counts for a lot right now.” – Bea
14. “When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again.” – Mae
15. “Mae Borowski, I declare thee danged.” – Sharkle
16. “If he falls through your window, you’re gonna have to pick which piece of him to sue.” – Mae
17. “Had it been hit by a car?” – Mae
18. “Man, there are reckless idiots out this early?” – Gregg
19. “So, what am I doing here?” – Mae
20. “I can make what I want. I can make my own sandwich.” – Mae
21. “Wait. Why does everything you say sound like a question?” – Mae
22. “Thought I’d try punching my way out. Mix things up a little.” – Gregg
23. “Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.” – Angus
24. “Can you be any more specific?” – Mae
25. “Okay, that time I was a genius.” – Gregg
26. “I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.” – Angus
27. “I have a friend, Dana, who was in the grocery store one day, and her arm, like, bursts into flames. Just like that. Just her arm. And she’s screaming and waving her arm around and around, flames shooting everywhere. Finally the cops showed up and arrested her.” – Mae
28. “I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.” – Mae
29. “Some would say I’m pretty cool.” – Lori
30. “Even now, thy end beginneth. Even now, the world you know is endeth and who can say what lieth in the world to come?” – Janitor
31. “A great beast is walking through the sands, and they are climbing into the air, and now they are making a tear, and now they are gone, and now you are here. Little creatures are walking through the air, and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives, and they are asking me about God.” – The Sky Cat
32. “Young , let me speak wisdom to you. We begin and we end, at night, in the woods. But that is not the whole of the story.” – Janitor
33. “Seconds ago, little creatures are coming and they are asking if I am God, and I am asking what God is, and they are telling me, and I am not this God, and this God is nowhere.” – The Sky Cat
34. “I regret nothing.” – Mae
35. “Everything comes so easy for you. I want to feel good about myself, the way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.” – Bea
36. “There is a hole at the center of everything, and it is always growing. Between the stars, I am seeing it. It is coming, and you are not escaping, and the universe is forgetting you, and the universe is being forgotten, and there is nothing to remember it, not even the things beyond. And now there is only the hole. You are atoms, and your atoms are not caring if you exist. Your atoms are a monstrous existence.” – The Sky Cat
37. “Just because that online test said that your best chance at being happy is a situation where everyone already likes you but they mostly leave you alone except when they’re delivering food to you, that doesn’t mean you can hide in your room and wait for that to happen. That’s how hermits are made, Mae. And they die alone in the middle of winter. Waiting for pizza from friends they don’t want to see.” – Mae
38. “I get it. This won’t stop until I die. But when I die, I want it to hurt.” – Mae
39. “You are swimming further and further out to sea, and beyond are things blind and terrible, and I am showing you now. They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this, you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air and closing the sky.” – The Sky Cat
40. “Little creature, you are not chosen. There is nothing to choose you. This is going nowhere. And the universe is forgetting you, and I am remembering you. Not because I am caring. The beginning is moments ago, the end is moments away. There is no time to forget before all is forgotten.” – The Sky Cat
41. “Well that’s where faith comes in, I guess.” – Mae
42. “Just like my old man use to say, ‘If you don’t get caught, it ain’t illegal.’” – Gregg
43. “Everyone’s in a constant state of falling apart!” – Mae
44. “Food is anarchy, dude. Live by your own rules.” – Gregg
45. “I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe.” – Mae
46. “Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.” – Mae
47. “Gregg is real. Not sure about everything else.” – Angus
48. “All I ever wanted was to be your friend, and you treat me like a big joke. You think I don’t notice? Why don’t you like me?” – Mae
49. “I didn’t do it for them, Angus. I did it for you. I’d kill for you. Please let me kill for you.” – Gregg
50. “I just don’t understand. Everybody I know needs what I’m selling!” – Mae
51. “Is that the new slogan? ‘Cause, that’s not very catchy at all. You know, I mean, I guess it’s better than ‘What can brown do for you,’ because that reminds everyone of pooping.” – Mae
52. “Have you tried amputating what ails you?” – Eide
53. “I just had an epiphany. There is nothing to stop me from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake.” – Mae
54. “I feel like I deserve to own a dagger or switchblade. It’s my gay right.” – Gregg
55. “I am the bringer of great and terrible things.” – Eide
56. “Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a can be pretty effective too.” – Mae
57. “I know! But it wasn’t about self-worth, it was about how cool dinosaurs are!” – Mae
58. “‘Right now’ is not how you say the word ‘constantly.’” – Jackie
59. “On one hand, I won’t have to go to work in the morning. On the other hand, I’ll probably end up in hell. Which, for me, is just continuous work. Decisions, decisions.” – Bea
60. “Everything is going to be fine. Any feelings I have for Bea are just part of a small crush.” – Mae
61. “It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.” – Mae
62. “I absolutely destroy my lips when I stream. ‘Cause when I concentrate, I just smack my lips and get all this like—saliva around.” – Angus
63. “Why does nobody talk about bigfoot anymore?” – Mae
64. “A homeless guy asked to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume, that’s when I cut you off.” – Bea
65. “You know what songs I grew up with? We got the Brachiosaurus and the Brontosaurus and the Cephalosaurus and the Agilisaurus and the—that’s the songs I grew up singing! ‘Cause they wanted to teach us about dinosaurs! And half that information is incorrect now!” – Mae
66. “Well, if it isn’t my little friend Steve. I think I’ll kill you.” – Mae
67. “You’d have to get past Angus, and he’s scary when he goes into Berserker Mode.” – Mae
68. “Bea, can I ask a dumb question?” – Mae
69. “And I’d be like, ‘This is cool!’ And then I’d shed a tear because I didn’t love myself.” – Mae
70. “Tell me one reason to trust you.” – Mae
71. “They’ll and here’s the bottom line, our trio’s down to two.” – Casey
72. “Now this town is just a collection of some old guy’s memories.” – Mae
73. “Why can’t you be normal?” – Bea
74. “Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest.” – Bea
75. “You can’t fix all your problems by throat-stabbing people!” – Angus
76. “You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.” – Cultist
77. “You should come see my hideout, it’s a cabin in the woods that’s full of food—real food.” – Jen
78. “Like a woman about to go forth and sin.” – Mae
79. “There was something so beautiful when we met at the grocery store and you walked up and said, ‘What’s up, bitch?’” – Angus
80. “What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?” – Cultist
81. “I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.” – Bea
82. “But we can’t give up, right? I mean, we’ve all been in worse situations and gotten out of those, right?” – Gregg
83. “No, no. I choose to believe they’re alive in some other dimension. Screaming in agony.” – Angus
84. “Yes. It has been mysteriously localized to my middle finger. Could the dark magics be at work again?” – Mae
85. “Selmers, it’s a terrible idea, but I believe in myself.” – Mae
86. “Wanna hear something weird?” – Mae
87. “Because otherwise, it would be my fault. And that can’t be right.” – Jackie
88. “It’s not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don’t be alarmed! Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling! Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you’ve got brain damage.” – Gregg
89. “You are the culmination of a thousand lifetimes of planning.” – Janitor
90. “You know that line you’re not supposed to cross with your aunt?” – Candy
91. “No! No, you’re not! God, it’s like you just use words you hear randomly to try to sound smarter!” – Jackie
92. “What’s wrong mom? Are you picturing my future again?” – Mae
93. “Dear Diary, my college dropout angst now has a body count.” – Mae
94. “Vandalism is wrong, Lori.” – Mae
95. “We’re losing the war against antibiotic resistance?” – Mae
96. “Well, now you’re just acting transcendent.” – Mae
97. “Honestly, I didn’t think we were gonna make it this far.” – Gregg
98. “You look happy. Let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.” – Steve
99. “If that flies over their head, then, sorry Bea, but they’re too dumb for you.” – Mae