1. “Say your prayers, rabbit.”

2. “I’m the hootin’est, tootin’est, shootin’est, bob-tail wildcat, in the west!”

3. “I’m the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that’s ever crossed the Rio Grande, and I ain’t no namby-bamby!”

4. “Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!” 

5. “When I say whoa, I mean whoa!”

6. “I’m the fastest gun north, south, east, and west of the Pecos!”

7. “I’m a-givin’ ya one second to draw a gun.”

8. “All right, don’t rush me. I’m-a-thinkin’, and my head hurts.”

9. “Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney!”

10. “Now drink up, varmint!”

11. “Oooooo! I hate that rabbit!”

12. “Shut up, shuttin’ up! Bang! bang! bang!”

13. “I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint. I’m Riff-Raff Sam—the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!”

14. “I paid my four bits to see the high diving act, and I’m-a gonna see the high diving act!”

15. “Ah, Chilikoot Sam. The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim.”

16. “All right now, ya wise guy, dance!”

17. “Aha! Now I gotcha ya fur-bearin’ crittter!”

18. “Cut it out! Now drink yer juice before I blows the fur off’n yer hide!”

19. “That’s what I get for trustin’ a rabbit.”

20. “Shut off that judybox! I can’t hear myself a-speechin.’”

21. “Okay rabbit, you forced me to use force.”

22. “Come back here you muley-headed maverick.”

23. “Avast there! Come back here, you barnacle-bitten swab.”

24. “So long, sucker! Ahahahahahaha.”

25. “Goodbye, rabbit!”

26. “Come ta papa, baby.”

27. “Blast your scuppers, ya barnacle-bitten landlubber.”

28. “Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?”

29. “Oooo, that gastronomic, epicure, culinary crepe suzette—I hate him!”

30. “Prepare to defend yourself rabbit, ’cause I’m a bordin’ your ship.”

31. “Who am I? I’m Sam Von Schmamm, the Hessian, that’s who I am.”

32. “That’s right, Yosemite Sam. The roughest, toughest, hombre that ever locked horns with a rabbit.”

33. “I’m a Hessian, without no aggression.”

34. “I’m Yosemite Sam, the meanest, toughest, rip-roarin-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre, whatever packed a six shooter!”

35. “What’s up doc? I ain’t no doc, I’m a pirate, sea goin’ Sam.”

36. “I’m a-sailin’ with the tide, or my name ain’t Shanghai Sam, and it is.”

37. “I am the blood thirstiest, shoot-em-firstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer that’s ever sailed the Spanish Main! Now gimme them jewels! Them’s my treasure, and I’m a-buryin’ them where no one’ll know where they’re at but me.”

38. “Oooo, get me a mouth piece, I wanna a hapus corpease!”

39. “Blast his scuppers, I’ll slice his liver out for this!”

40. “Ya darn dude, I’ll give you a taste of leather!”

41. “You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel, you’ll pay for this!”

42. “Oooo, I’d like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab is writ that forgery.”

43. “Say your prayers varmint, dead rabbits tell no tales.”

44. “Now all-a-you skunks clear outta here!”

45. “Say yer prayers ya long-eared galoot!”

46. “Great horny toads, a trespasser gettin’ footie prints all over my desert.”

47. “Start walkin’ ya doggone long-eared galoot.”

48. “Ya doggone idgit galoot, you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies!”

49. “Back, back, back, down ya shark livered varmint!”

50. “Oooo, that dirty bilge rat has be-fouled my good name.”

51. “Oooooo! I’ll blast your head off for this!”

52. “Consider yourself as lucky because you are getting another chance from me to draw a gun.”

53. “I should have been aware before trusting a rabbit because this is the result of trusting a rabbit.”

54. “Ten dollars! Why it’s gettin’ so a man can’t earn a dishonest livin’ no more.”

55. “Consarn it!”

56. “Ya no-account, bush-whackin’!”

57. “Now, ya varmint, dive!”

58. “Oooooo! I’ll keel-haul you for this!”

59. “Drop that sword varmint!”

60. “No good bush whackin’ barracuda.”

61. “Huh, missed again ya hammerhead halibut!” 

62. “Yosemite Sam never makes a mistake! Now get that flea-bitten carcass off’n my real-estate!”

63. “I sees ya, come on out-a-there ya long-eared blue coat.”

64. “The first dang Yankee that steps out of that dugout, gets his head blasted off!”

65. “Read faster rabbit. Read faster or I’ll blast your head off!”

66. “I’m a-comin’ over the wall after ya, and I’m a-comin’ in a-shootin’!”

67. “Ya double-crossers! I’m a-comin’ back, and I ain’t comin’ back to play marbles!”

68. “Tossed coconut salad. Fresh coconut milk. I hate coconuts! I can’t stand coconuts!”

69. “Dragons is so stupid.”

70. “Come with me to the Casbah. We’ll make beautiful music together.”

71. “Now, ya carrot-chewin’ coyote!! Git a goin!”

72. “Outta my way, fancy boy. I’m a-commandeering this here clown car.”

73. “Oh, yeah? Well, I talk loud, and I carry a bigger stick! And I use it, too!”

74. “If God didn’t want us to have guns, he wouldn’t have given us trigger fingers!”

75. “Lay down your arms and step forward, Yankee.”

76. “Blast your ornery hide! If ya does that just once more, I ain’t a-going after it.”

77. “Haw haw haw haw, and keep reachin’ for the ceiling, till ya reach it!”

78. “Ya double crossin’ rabbit, ya cut down your chances, I’m only goin’ count two, and then blast ya!”

79. “Oooo! Belay there you long-eared galoot, get aloft and furl the tatter-sole top gallants before I keel-hauls ya!”

80. “Get a-goin’, or I’ll blow your carcass right out from under yer hat!”

81. “5:15, I’ll take care of you later, I gotta catch a train, and rob it!”

82. “It’s either heads or tails, rabbit. Now pick a dadburn side.”

83. “Whoa camel! Whoa!”

84. “Welcome to the house of Sam.”

85. “Ya crazy idgit bedraggled dragon, I warned ya about lettin’ your fire get low, now ya caught cold.”

86. “Now quit stallin’, and start roastin’!”

87. “Nobody I’ll vote for a flattened out rabbit skin, a-huh, I always say.”

88. “There’s your piana rabbit, now let’s see ya play it.”

89. “The varmint got me, I’m-a-headin’ for the last round up.”

90. “Aha! There ya are ya buck-toothed barnacle, say your prayers.”

91. “Any one-a-you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me?”

92. “Be you the mean hombre’ that’s a-hankerin’ for a heap a trouble stranga! Well, be ya?”

93. “Too late, duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I’ll come back and pick.”

94. “Great horny toads, I’m up North! Gotta burn my boots, they touched Yankee soil.”

95. “No, no, no, you’re doin’ it all wrong!”

96. “Now where’s that swab a-hidin’ at, I’ll blast the fur clean off a-his flea-bitten hide!”

97. “No more gentleman’s stuff, from now on, you fights my way dirty!”

98. “Oooo! Ya long-eared, fur bearin’, flat-footed varmint, say yer prayers ya critter!”

99. “Twenty years tryin’, and ya missed me again. Ya shovel nosed mackrel.”

100. “Ooh I’ll get that fir bearin’ critter, even if I has to chase ’em through every state in the union.”

101. “That dame’s taking everything, but the sink.”

102. “When I get that money, I’ll buy the old ladies home and kick them out. I’ll tear down the orphanage and fire the police department.”

103. “Open up that door! Ya notice I didn’t say Richard? Come on, open up or I’ll bust her down!”

104. “The first one tries to get outta here to warn that rabbit, gets his hide blown off!”

105. “Okay ya fur-bearin’ carpet-bagger, I’m-a-givin’ ya one second to come out, or I’ll blow ya out! Times up!” 

106. “Get down, ya long-eared mountain goat.”

107. “What’s up? Why you ornery, fur-bearin’ critter, this here’s one of them there train robbery hold ups.”

108. “Say your prayers, duck!”

109. “Now, ya racka-frackin’ carrot-chewin’ varmint! Get a-goin’!”

110. “Naw, still ain’t big enough!”

111. “Listen, stranger. This town ain’t big enough fer the two of us!”

112. “Not that-a way, you darn galoot!”

113. DJ : “Hit me.”

Yosemite Sam: “No, hit me!”

114. “Mmm, that’s a mighty fine grub. Tastes like chicken.”

115. “Get outta there, you rassa-frassin’ fur-bearin’ critter!”

116. “Here’s my money, now play!”

117. “I smells carrots a-cookin’, and where there’s carrots, there’s rabbits.”

118. “Ya wanna know what I think of Alex? Well I think he’s pathetic! I mean, that’s y’all’s protagonist? There’s no art to that character! What obstacle did he overcome? What was his emotional journey? In fact, only thing that’s more pathetic than Alex is this book club! Now get out! Get! Get! Don’t forget your books! Yosemite Sam is back! Yee-haw!”

119. “Now, be there any livin’ varmint is aims to try to tame me? Well, be there?”

120. “You got us stuck on this stupid rock, you good-for-nothin’ feline! You no good rassin-frassin kitty cat! Get back here and take the fur! Come here, boy!”

121. “Ah, shuddup! Here! You’re a-swabbin’ the deck!”

122. “You’ve been getting mighty bossy since we started this galdurn alliance.”

123. “If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”

124. “Pickins is mighty slim round here. Hardly no reward for a day’s work.”

125. “Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest. Yohoho, and a bottle of rum. Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest. Yohoho, and a bottle of ma’s old-fashioned cider, ma’s old-fashioned cider.”

126. “The only two things a pirate’ll run for is money and public office.”

127. “Ooh, that rackin’ frackin’ rabbit. I’d like to stretch him on a rackin’ frackin’ wrack.”

128. “If there’s ever givin’ away any cigars, Yosemite Sam’ll give ’em!”

129. “Sorry to have to intrude, but there’s a Yankee about.”

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