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1. “Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” – Brain
2. “Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, ‘counter-intelligence.’ You have the I.Q. of plaster.” – Brain
3. “Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?” – Pinky
4. “Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.” – Pinky
5. “Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.” – Brain
6. “Egad. You astound me, Brain.” – Pinky
7. “The workings of your mind are a mystery to me Pinky.” – Brain
8. “The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!” – Brain
9. “I’d like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.” – Brain
10. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other is the earth.” – Brain
11. “But do I really need two tongues?” – Pinky
12. “We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.” – Brain
13. “I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.” – Brain
14. “I’d say puberty was inordinately kind to you.” – Brain
15. “Not even if you call them, ‘A whole new way of eating?’” – Pinky
16. “I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.” – Brain
17. “But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?” – Pinky
18. “Hey, and don’t forget. Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.” –
19. “ I’m your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?” – Dolly Parton
20. “Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?” – Pinky
21. “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!” – Brain
22. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘sad meals,’ kids wouldn’t buy them!” – Pinky
23. “Yes, finally! The happy sappy children of many lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!” –Brain
24. “No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.” – Brain
25. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life. I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.” – Snowball
26. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.” – Brain
27. “I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night?” – Pinky
28. “The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.” – Brain
29. “I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels.” – Pinky
30. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career—oooh, it’s all too much for me.” – Pinky
31. “I think so, Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.” – Pinky
32. “Pinky, get out of that woman’s teacup!” – Brain
33. “Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?” – Brain
34. “I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.” – Pinky
35. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.” – Pink
36. “Brilliant plan, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?” – Pinky
37. “I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.” – Pinky
38. “We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.” – Brain
39. “Oh no, Brain. Narf! You’re thinking of that other park in Orlando.” – Pinky
40. “I’d have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.” – Pinky
41. “I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking. I mean, what would the children look like.” – Pinky
42. “Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn’t foiled by the atomic weight of gold.” – Brain
43. “I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.” – Pinky
44. “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.” – Pinky
45. “Diets don’t work.” – Brain
46. “You mean she’s stupid?” – Pinky
47. “I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn’t it?” – Pinky
48. “Pinky! He’s about to engage the machine!” – Brain
49. “Wheee! Oh, Brain, I love the teacup ride!” – Pinky
50. “Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?” – Pinky
51. “I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.” – Pinky
52. “And they say them UFO things are just pie plates, well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates.” – Big Jake
53. “We can get everyone to go on a diet!” – Pinky
54. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.” – Pinky
55. “I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn’t the plural of spouse be spice?” – Pinky
56. “Hurry up, Pinky, If we don’t get to Carley Simon’s house I’ll never know if that song was about me.” – Brain
57. “I think so, Brain, but can the gummi worms really live in peace with the marshmallow chicks?” – Pinky
58. “I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the asparagus feel left out?” – Pinky
59. “We will disguise ourselves as a cow.” – Brain
60. “Pinky, I am in considerable pain.” – Brain
61. “I am in intense pain, Pinky.” – Brain
62. “And if you were tortured?” – Brain
63. “Pinky, if I had arms, and wasn’t a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.” – Brain
64. “Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.” – Brain
65. “The second, khaki kicky sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.” – Mr. Sackett
66. “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.” – Brain
67. “There’s only one ride that interests me, the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!” – Brain
68. “Pinky, there are times when I feel I’m bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.” – Brain
69. “Egad! There’s a human version of you? Scary!” – Pinky
70. “I command you to have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!” – Brain
71. “That song was the most banal, self-serving ditty I’ve ever heard.” – Pinky
72. “I wouldn’t give two hoots for that walking cyst you call a ‘man.’” – Pinky
73. “You know Brain I’ve been thinking I don’t want to be an elf anymore.” – Pinky
74. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?” – Pinky
75. “I can make bubbles with my spit.” – Pinky
76. “I think so Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair straight?” – Pinky
77. “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo.’” – Pinky
78. “You aren’t going to get rid of me, are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis after he broke up with Dean! All that stuff in your hair!” – Pinky
79. “Feel strange, my body, growing. Argh! I’m becoming the Incredible Hu–oh, wait, no, I’m just becoming normal Pinky again. Zort!” – Pinky
80. “I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?” – Pinky
81. “We must prepare for tomorrow night.” – Brain
82. “And I am the iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer ‘whacked on the head’ but you may call me noodle noggin.” – Brain
83. “I think so, Brain, but if we get ‘Sam spayed,’ we’ll never have any puppies.” – Pinky
84. “I will accept nothing less than mahogany.” – Brain
85. “I think so, Brain, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai.” – Pinky
86. “We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.” – Brain
87. “A name consisting of no less than three words.” – Pinky
88. “I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR.” – Brain
89. “The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!” – Brain
90. “But the Rockettes, it’s mostly girls, isn’t it?” – Pinky
91. “It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?” – Brain
92. “I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?” – Pinky
93. “Do you believe we were sent by your god?” – Brain
94. “I think so, Poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni. “ – Pinky
95. “How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?” – Brain
96. “Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the blood flow to your head?” – Brain
97. “I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.” – Brain
98. “Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.” – Brain
99. “I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.” – Brain
100. “You just said ‘Fetch me a big clown hat!’” – Brain
101. “As you know, people in today’s body-conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow-moving, and completely toothless.” – Brain
102. “Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.” – Brain
103. “Do sea lions eat sea zebras?” – Pinky
104. “The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.” – Brain
105. “This is fantastic! Do you see?! You’ve already saved us an entire evening! Tremendous! Forger that plan. Take a look at this one, colleague.” – Brain
106. “For the last time Pinky, there is no such word as ‘Chramecirum!’” – Brain
107. “How very descriptive” – Brain
108. “He is honest and very hardworking, and only wants what’s best for the world. But he gets no reward, he’s only greeted with defeat. He never gives up, but I know it must be very hard. So please, take anything you have for me and give it to my best friend in the whole world, The Brain.” – Pinky
109. “Isn’t life wonderful, Brain? Just think, we started out as lab mice forced to spend the whole day working our way through frustrating mazes that went absolutely nowhere. Now we get to do what humans do!” – Pinky
110. “A height of at least six feet.” – Pinky
111. “You are going to be a help this time. Say it!” – Brain
112. “Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.” – Pinky
113. “Stop being foolish, Pinky.” – Brain
114. “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kaye Ballard’s in the union.” – Pinky
115. “What a lovely name! Do you think it would suit me?” – Pinky
116. “No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-Lantronix transmitter!” – Brain
117. “There’s no time for me to give you another fish!” – Brain
118. “Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that’s not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y’see?” – Pinky
119. “We’ll reach Mars before I yell ‘Poit!’ Pinky.” – Brain
120. “Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She’s got the tape.” – Brain
121. “Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn’t funny, it’s sick!” – Brain
122. “Unfortunately, it came out more like, ‘I’m a big billy goat so you’d better beat it, sister.’” – Brain
123. “Kathie Lee Gifford hired them all, so I settled for second best.” – Brain
124. “Hear me now, and listen later. You are making me very angry. I don’t need any fancy weapons. I will destroy you with my bare hands.” – Verminator
125. “You must at once.” – Brain
126. “Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.” – Brain
127. “The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.” – Pinky
128. “Enough. If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don’t want any part of it.” – Brain
129. “We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to a party and throw away money.” – Brain
130. “I am the subject of this whole conference.” – Brain
131. “But why would anyone want a depressed tongue?” – Pinky
132. “We’re here to discuss the human brain.” – Hillary Clinton
133. “What’s free-market capitalism?” – Pinky
134. “Another preemption for brand spanking fresh and shiny new doug?” – Pinky
135. “Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!” – Pinky
136. “Honestly, Brain, if you’re going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, ‘stammers’ I just don’t care to listen!” – Pinky
137. “Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?” – Pinky
138. “Fred Flintstone doesn’t order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot every time. It’s called an end title.” – Brain
139. “Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks!” – Pinky
140. “Oh, you’re right, Brain, as long as they’re happy. We should get them something nice, a fondue set, maybe. I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.” – Pinky
141. “All I have to do is head past Norway, cross Finland, and get to the ride controls which are just behind Chad.” – Brain
142. “Personally, I think ‘Dolt’ would be more appropriate. ” – Brain
143. “But Brain, why the toga? No one’s worn those in years. Except for that one really strange man in Lancaster-Shire.” – Pinky
144. “Are you sure you’re not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends, we’re on first thing as well as our regular time?” – Pinky
145. “Don’t you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man!” – Elmyra
146. “Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!” Pinky
147. “Elmyra might have a future in show business.” – Brain
148. “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.” – Brain
149. “Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?” – Pinky
150. “Pinky, who would want to read about two lab mice trying to take over the world? Who would want to read about my failures?” – Brain
151. “That ride’s even better now that Baloney’s singing.” – Pinky
152. “An interesting title. Too bad Dumb and Dumber was already taken.” – Brain
153. “It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!” – Brain
154. “I’ll chase ‘Snowball, ‘ ’round Cape Hope, and ’round the Horn, and ’round the Norway Maelstrom, and ’round Perdition’s Flames before I give up!” – Brain
155. “I didn’t even know they were going steady. We really ought to bring a gift, Brain.” – Pinky
156. “Well, I think so Brain, but first you’d have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn’t you?” – Pinky
157. “Elton John’s hair, I think it might be a weave.” – Brain
158. “I think so, Brain, but isn’t that why they invented tube socks.” – Pinky
159. “Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?” – Pinky
160. “Even the world isn’t worth that. Nothing is going to get me to come back to this, to this Hieronymus bosch-inspired nightmare world!” – Brain
161. “Particles of a white material with a slightly negative buoyancy relative to the water in which they are suspended.” – Brain
162. “What a landfill! There are probably germs in here the size of a nickel.” – Brain
163. “Is it because you’re telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?” – Pinky
164. “A Turkish bath is nothing more than a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.” – Brain
165. “Be quiet. If we catch them all, we’ll be able to rule the world! Bring it on!” – Brain
166. “I thought elves made shoes.” – Pinky
167. “I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me, Tiny Toons.” – Brain
168. “Pinky, my laughing gas is designed to make humans laugh to the point of freezing, under certain conditions. Do you know what those conditions are, Pinky?” – Brain
169. “I’m not really that stupid. I purposely sabotage Brain’s plans, because if he ever succeeded, the show would be over, wouldn’t it?” – Pinky
170. “New secret word is ‘pain.’”