1. “Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever.” – Anna Staniszewski
2. “It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.” – Joe Moore
3. “The answer to every problem involved penguins.” – Rick Riordan
4. “I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.” – Jasper Fforde
5. “I’ve never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I’m sure I can, too.” – Rebekah Crane
6. “Antarctica. You know, that giant continent at the bottom of the earth that’s ruled by penguins and seals.” – C.B. Cook
7. “Penguins are an indicator of the health of our watery planet, and if they are unable to survive, we had better take notice or we might find our own survival threatened.” – Roger Tory Peterson
8. “The penguins that spent most of their time fighting were the ones with no chicks. It’s like they’re supposed to be taking care of their chicks. But because they don’t have any, they have nothing to do with all their energy. So they just pick fights.” – Maria Semple
9. “ are like penguins; penguin babies can’t exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can’t keep going.” – Alison Gopnik
10. “A penguin cannot be a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
11. “No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.” – Wil Wheaton
12. “One can’t be angry when one looks at a penguin.” – John Ruskin
13. “Take it all in all. I do not believe anybody on earth has a worse time than an Emperor penguin.” – Apsley Cherry-Garrard
14. “If ever the difficulties of your life seem overwhelming, consider the prospect of being eaten alive by savage penguins and rejoice that such horrors are unknown to you.” – A.L. Kennedy
15. “They said you are a bird, and birds should soar high. So I spread my wings, and decided to touch the sky. Foolish me, for I am a penguin, and penguins can never fly.” – Shon Mehta
16. “The penguin doesn’t know it’s cute, and the seal doesn’t know it’s kind of big and monstrous. This is just the food chain unfolding.” – Paul Nicklen
17. “Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky! Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don’t even want to fly!” – Jasmin Martin
18. “Why had this penguin come to mean so much? That, at least, is easy to explain. Anybody who suddenly moves far from family and friends and the pets they love, feels a vulnerable emptiness.” – Tom Mitchell
19. “What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.” – Dave Attel
20. “Penguins mate for life. Which doesn’t really surprise me that much, because they all look exactly alike. It’s not like they’re gonna meet a better looking penguin one day.” – Ellen DeGeneres
21. “Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age—a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.” – Will Cuppy
22. “These penguins call us to a deeper resolve and commitment to do what we can on their behalf. If we cannot save penguins—cannot save what everybody loves—what can we save?” – Charles Bergman
23. “I want to be your personal penguin. Please?” – Sandra Boynton
24. “You can’t not be happy around penguins. You’re unfortunately happy and cold but the happiness makes up for the coldness.” – Carla Gugino
25. “Like a soulmate, he’s your penguin.” – Christina Perri
26. “I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.” – Niall Horan
27. “Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy.” – Rich Lowry
28. “Because penguins are so beloved, they are uniquely capable of teaching us about love for the natural world.” – Charles Bergman
29. “No problem, I’ll get a penguin to show us.” – P. C. Cast
30. “Penguins are living lessons in caring for the earth and its creatures, in all their beauty and vulnerability.” – Charles Bergman
31. “And they will march just as they have done for centuries, ever since the emperor penguin decided to stay, to live and love in the harshest place on Earth.” – Luc Jacquet
32. “The literature of the emperor penguin is as forbidding, as inaccessible, as the frozen heart of Antarctica itself. Its beauties may be unearthly, but they are not for us.” – Ursula K. Le Guin
33. “I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They’re , they stand upright, and they look like they’re wearing tuxedos.” – Shia LaBeouf
34. “Like all the fat orange penguins, it gets fatter with reading, which it should, because in a way the more you read it the bigger your own experience of the world gets, the fatter your soul.” – Niall Williams
35. “Go farther and get closer. Listen. are talking to us. They are calling us. We have only to learn to listen.” – Charles Bergman
36. “Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is imminent.” – Benson Bruno
37. “Imagine penguins and sea leopards outlasting the whole works. Well, probably they deserve to. Especially penguins. I don’t think they ever hurt anybody.” – William Brinkley
38. “For a taste that’s a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it’s extinct.” – Jasper Fforde
39. “Now I know how to make it as a pedophile. Forget lollipops. Antarctic wildlife is the ticket.” – Jacob M. Appel
40. “I think penguins are cute.” – Zooey Deschanel
41. “She smiled with the warmth of a penguin.” – Kim Harrison
42. “I saw the whole thing! A dog and a penguin helped him escape!” – Edgar Cantero
43. “Penguins are one of the best antidotes for despair that I know.” – Charles Bergman
44. “How could there be penguins if nothing existed yet?” – David S. Atkinson
45. “Penguins, it turns out, are pretty fucking delightful.” – Kira Jane Buxton
46. “My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.” –
47. “Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin.” – D.J. MacHale
48. “Penguins. Lovely.” – Stephenie Meyer
49. “You can’t train a penguin to act. You kind of have to take what you get.” – James Tupper
50. “If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.” – Ed Sheeran
51. “Mr. Popper had read that penguins are extremely curious, and he soon found that this was true, for stepping out, the visitor began to inspect the house. Down the hall it went, and into the bedrooms, with its strange, pompous little strut.” – Richard and Florence Atwater
52. “I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.” – Bob Saget
53. “You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it’s adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it’s disgusting.” – Bill Watterson
54. “If you think penguins are fat and waddle, you have never been attacked by one running at you in excess of 100 miles per hour.” – Linus Torvalds
55. “Ford, you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” – Douglas Adams
56. “You should not take prayer too seriously. There is something playful about God. You only have to look at a penguin to realize that He likes to play little jokes on creatures.” – Thomas Keating
57. “I know what nuns are, kind of. It’s just I never saw one. I didn’t know they looked like penguins.” – Lesley Howrath
58. “Why would a penguin be in a piss pot?” – Pat Shand
59. “There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.” – Terry Pratchett