2. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here—my family.” – Lou Lou Who
3. “Are you two still living?” – The Grinch
4. “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” – The Grinch
5. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” – Cindy Lou Who
6. “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The Grinch
7. “I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” – The Grinch
8. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” – The Grinch
9. “It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” – The Grinch
10. “I could use a little social interaction.” – The Grinch
11. “What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” – The Grinch
12. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” – The Grinch
13. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” – The Grinch
14. “Kids today—so desensitized by movies and television.” – The Grinch
15. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going.” – The Grinch
16. “I’m all toasty inside.” – The Grinch
17. “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” – The Grinch
18. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” – Cindy Lou Who
19. “But what would I wear?” – The Grinch
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20. “What’s Santa have that I don’t?” – The Grinch
21. “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” – The Grinch
22. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” – The Grinch
23. “Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to grasp.” – Dr. Seuss
24. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-pudding and rare Who-roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’m speaking in rhyme!” – The Grinch
25. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!” – The Grinch
26. “I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.” – The Grinch
27. “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” – The Grinch
28. “For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it.” – The Grinch
29. “The Grinch hated Christmas—the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” – Dr. Suess
30. “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.” – Dr. Seuss
31. “And he, he himself—the Grinch—carved the roast beast!” – Dr. Seuss
32. “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas, and I’m sorry. Aren’t you going to cuff me? Beat me up? Blind me with pepper spray?” – The Grinch
33. “All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation—your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We’ll improvise. Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You hate Christmas! You’re gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial.” – The Grinch
34. “Beautiful, isn’t it, Max? This, my little friend, is the Rein-Horn. It perfectly recreates the mating call of the reindeer. Behold.” – The Grinch
35. “What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!” – The Grinch
36. “Brilliant. You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn’t I think of that? Cut, print, moving on.” – The Grinch
37. “This is the loudest snow I’ve ever heard in my life.” – The Grinch
38. “Look at those greedy little monsters. Loading themselves up with Christmas junk.” – The Grinch
39. “Believe you me, there will be temptation all around us. Behold! The present.” – The Grinch
40. “What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” – The Grinch
41. “One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.” – The Grinch
42. “With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpit, cheerily blowing, ‘Who! Who!’ on his trumpet.” – Dr. Seuss
43. “The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue.” – The Grinch
44. “Oh, bleeding hearts of the world, unite.” – The Grinch
45. “Oh, the Who-manity.” – The Grinch
46. “Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. Of course when I say ‘we’ I mean ‘you.’” – The Grinch
47. “That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been.” – The Grinch
48. “I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.” – The Grinch
49. “Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you?” – The Grinch
50. “Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving, sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like ’em. No, I don’t.” – The Grinch
51. “And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore.” – Dr. Suess
52. “The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!” – Dr. Suess
53. “Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!” – Dr. Suess
54. “You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots. Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots. Mr. Gri-inch! You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!” – Dr Suess
55. “Oh no. The Presents. They’ll be destroyed, and I care! What is the deal?” – The Grinch
56. “Fat boy ought to finish up any time now. Talk about a recluse! He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it! Probably lives up there to avoid the taxes!” – The Grinch
57. “Somebody’s fabulous!” – The Grinch
58. “Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.” – The Grinch
59. “Now, you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” – The Grinch
60. “Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. Loathe entirely!” – The Grinch
61. “Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness.” – The Grinch
62. “You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage.” – The Grinch
63. “Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that’s all that matters.” – The Grinch
64. “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Your brain is full of . You’ve got garlic in your soul.” – Dr. Suess
65. “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You’re as cuddly as a , you’re as charming as an eel. Mr Gri-inch! You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.” – Dr. Suess
66. “And what happened then? Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.” – Dr. Suess
67. “Help me, I’m feeling!” – The Grinch