2. “He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.” – Inigo Montoya

3. “My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?” – Westley

4. “Anybody want a peanut?” – Fezzik

5. “It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.” – Fezzik

6. “They’re so perky, I love that.” – Miracle Max

7. “Inconceivable!” – Vizzini

8. “Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?” – Westley

9. “Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.” – Westley

10. “Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.” – Count Rugen

11. “That does put a damper on our relationship.” – The Man in Black

12. “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?” – Westley

13. “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.” – Westley

14. “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” – The Man in Black

15. “This is true love. You think this happens every day?” – Westley

16. “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.” – Miracle Max

17. “I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” – William Goldman (Author)

18. “As you wish.” – Westley

19. “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.” – Buttercup

20. “That’s hardly complimentary, Highness. Why lose your venom on me?” – Westley

21. “It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.” – Westley

22. “I’m not a , I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more.” – Valerie

23. “Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.” – Westley

24. “We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.” – Fezzik

25. “They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?” – The Grandson

26. “I will never love again.” – Buttercup

27. “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” – William Goldman (Author)

28. “True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT—mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.” – Miracle Max

29. “You killed my love.” – Buttercup

30. “There will be blood tonight!” – Inigo Montoya

31. “I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.” – Inigo Montoya

32. “You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?” – The Man in Black

33. “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?” – Miracle Max

34. “First things first—to the death.” – Prince Humperdinck

35. “You never said anything about killing anyone.” – Fezzik

36. “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” – Vizzini

37. “We are men of action. Lies do not become us.” – Westley

38. “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” – Dread Pirate Roberts

39. “The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.” – Westley

40. “It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.” – Miracle Max

41. “We’ll never survive.” – Buttercup

42. “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.” – Buttercup

43. “I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.” – Vizzini

44. “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” – Inigo Montoya

45. “You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!” – Buttercup

46. “The King’s stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject.” – Miracle Max

47. “Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish.” – Westley

48. “There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing you can do.” – Miracle Max

49. “It’s very strange. I have been in the business so long. Now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.” – Inigo Montoya

50. “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.” – Westley

51. “I’ve never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.” – Miracle Max

52. “I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.” – Fezzik

53. “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.” – Grandpa

54. “I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.” – Vizzini

55. “When I was your age, television was called books.” – Grandpa

56. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.” – Vizzini

57. “Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.” – William Goldman (Author)

58. “For now, rest well and dream of large women.” – The Man in Black

59. “I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.” – Westley

60. “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.” – Westley

61. “Keep your shirt on, and let me read.” – Grandpa

62. “If you’re in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.” – Westley

63. “He’s dead. He can’t talk.” – Inigo Montoya

64. “This is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.” – The Grandfather

65. “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” – Inigo Montoya

66. “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.” – Westley

67. “You mock my pain.” – Buttercup

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