3. “In your case, age becomes you as it does a tree, the wine, and cheese.” – Officer

4. “The best things in life, the very best things happen unexpectedly.” – Donna

5. “When you fall, you fall. And when you’ve been defeated by love, you’re utterly defeated.” – Harry

6. “Look at you! God! Stop growing! You sound like you’re having fun already.” – Donna 

7. “And don’t get all self-righteous with me, because you have no one but yourself to blame.” – Donna

8. “It’s not easy being a mother. If it was, fathers would do it.” – Donna

9. “I don’t know how to sing about love if I’m not feeling it.” – Donna

10. “I don’t know what my future holds, but the world is wide and I want to make some memories.” – Donna

11. “I don’t care if you slept with hundreds of men, you’re , and I love you so much.” – Sophie

12. “It’s about knowing who I am. And I wanted to get married knowing who I am.” – Sophie

13. “You have the courage of a lion, the passion of a panther, and the wisdom of a flamingo.” – Fernando

14. “May the best of our lives be the best of our lives.” – Tanya

15. “We danced on the beach, and we kissed on the beach, and dot, dot, dot.” – Sophie

16. “Do what makes your soul shine.” – Rosie

17. “It’s one of those serendipitous moments in life when three complete strangers share a common thought.” – Bill

18. “Whatever happened to our Donna? Life and soul of the party!” – Tanya

19. “They have no right to turn up like this. What have they ever done for their daughter? Huh?” – Donna

20. “You always knew how to make an entrance.” – Sam

21. “Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it’s my mother.” – Donna

22. “There’s an island, Kalokairi. People used to think if you sailed on from there, you’d fall off the edge of the world. That sounds like the place for me.” – Donna

23. “Because I was crazy enough to think that you would be waiting for me. Only when I arrived, they told me you were off with some other guy. So, Lorraine called me an idiot and married me to prove it.” – Sam

24. “I bought her this. It cost me 10 quid, plus my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. Your mother knew quite a rebel.” – Harry

25. “Well, you’re not going to tell me that you have a twin sister, are you?” – Bill

26. “Excuse me. Hello. This is a hen party. Women only. Thank you.” – Rosie

27. “Am I getting this right? Sophie may be mine, but she may be Bill’s or Harry’s?” – Donna

28. “I don’t want my children growing up, not knowing who their father is, because it’s just, it’s crap!” – Sophie

29. “Excuse me. Coming through. I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.” – Rosie

30. “Now, listen, listen, what we’re gonna do is—we’ll get them plastered tonight, and then tomorrow, Tanya and I will take them fishing.” – Rosie

31. “Whatever you dream, we’ll make it real.” – Señor Cienfuegos

32. “Nothing focuses the mind like the last minute.” – Sophie

33. “Last night, I discovered something wonderful. It was a wake-up call, a way to look at myself and what I really want out of life.” – Harry

34. “You know what to do. You don’t have to do anything.” – Donna

35. “The thing about the toilet—If it doesn’t flush right away, just go, and come back in a while, and it should—nothing works around here, except for me.” – Donna

36. “I don’t know where they are, I don’t know why they’re here, and I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut.” – Donna

37. “There’s no use climbing the ladder if you’re on completely the wrong wall.” – Harry

38. “Well, they didn’t need to know, did they? I’ve done a great job with Soph all by myself, and I won’t be muscled out by an ejaculation.” – Donna

39. “Well, honey—I didn’t have a choice. I couldn’t go home. You know? When I got pregnant, my mother told me not to bother coming back. And I wouldn’t have had it any other way. My God, look at what we’ve had.” – Donna

40. “This is my reality. Hard work and a crippling mortgage.” – Donna

41. “I may look like I’m pondering my securities, but in reality, I’m trekking across some remote corner of the planet.” – Harry

42. “All my life, there’s been this huge unanswered question, and I don’t want any more secrecy.” – Sophie

43. “Oh, because of what you’ve done. I mean, the Dynamos, raising a kid and running a business, all on your own.” – Sophie

44. “The earth moved, darling. We’re falling apart here.” – Donna

45. “That is you, that’s not me! Okay? I love Sky more than anything in the world, and I—Arrgh! Did you feel that way before you got married?” – Sophie

46. “I’ve done the big white wedding, and believe me, it doesn’t always end in ‘happy ever after.’” – Sam

47. “Typical isn’t it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then 3 come along at once.” – Rosie

48. “That doesn’t come from finding your father. That comes from finding yourself.” – Sky

49. “Though my dad drew the line at my third.” – Tanya

50. “I will know my father as soon as I see him.” – Sophie

51. “It’s just, over the years people have tended to be extremely complimentary about my ears.” – Harry

52. “If she were more like me, she wouldn’t be getting married at 20.” – Donna

53. “Yeah, if you hadn’t just dumped my mother and gone off and married somebody else.” – Sophie

54. “I’ve heard all this from my mother, and I think she knows me better than you do.” – Sophie

55. “I feel like there’s a part of me missing, and when I meet my dad, everything will fall into place.” – Sophie

56. “You give that woman hell when you get home.” – Rosie

57. “The last time I saw your mother, she said she never wanted to see me again.” – Sam

58. “Donna must be tearing her hair out doing this wedding on her own. What would the father of the bride normally do?” – Harry

59. “I want the perfect wedding, and I want my father to give me away.” – Sophie

60. “I better be dreaming, you better not be here.” – Donna

61. “There’s no plan, God knows there’s no plan. It looks great, though.” – Donna

62. “Don’t think about it. Come on. Let’s go have fun.” – Donna

63. “I’m just whining, you know me. I don’t need to be taken care of.” – Donna

64. “If you had your way, it’d be a three-minute wedding in jeans and T-shirts, washed down with a bottle of beer.” – Sophie

65. “You’d think with all this new technology, they would figure out a machine that would make the beds.” – Donna

66. “I’m so glad you’re here because. I have a secret, and I can’t tell anybody else.” – Sophie

67. “I’ll be thinking of you tomorrow.” – Sky

68. “Hey, hey, wait a minute. I had to go home. I was engaged. But I told Lorraine I couldn’t marry her and I came right back.” – Sam

69. “Hey. Right in time for breakfast. We’re serving up the works here.” – Bill

70. “You don’t mess with a masterpiece.” – Barman

71. “You know, your books are a godsend on dull business trips.” – Harry

72. “When you know, you know.” – Harry

73. Donna: “Ohh, look at my baby, her whole life ahead of her.”

Rosie: “Oh please, I’m getting married, I’m not joining a convent.”

74. “For her, now that her book is a bestseller, and she’s got the whole world stuffing, it’s time to find Mr. Right!” – Tanya

75. “They’re supposed to ward off unwanted visitors.” – Donna

76. Donna: “Why are you here? What are you doing here?”

Bill: “I’m writing a travel piece.”

Harry: “I’m, I’m here on a spontaneous holiday.”

Sam: “Er, I just dropped in to say—hi.”

77. “Does she wear it or floss with it?” – Rosie

78. Donna: “Sky. Come meet my backup girls.”

Tanya: “Backup girls, my arse.”

79. “Down, boy. Down, boy. No, it takes too much energy.” – Donna

80. “Being a grudge holder makes you fat.” – Ruby

81. Donna: “I grew up.”

Tanya: “Well, then, grow back down again!”

82. “Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.” – Tanya

83. Donna: “And welcome to—to—Sophie’s dad. I have to tell you, he is here.”

Rosie: “I know. I invited him.”

Donna: “You couldn’t have. I don’t know which one it is.”

84. Tanya: “I bet you don’t remember me.”

Rosie: “Not with all that plastic surgery.”

85. “I’m spontaneous.” – Harry

86. “I see you kept my bagpipes.” – Sam

87. “My sentiments exactly.” – Sam

88. “She’s a chip off the old block.” – Rosie

89. “It’s very Greek.” – Rosie

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