Let’s go!

And make sure to read these and .

1. “I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.” – The Cat 

2. “Now! Now! Have no fear. Have no fear! My tricks are not bad.” – The Cat 

3. “Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! It is fun to have fun! But you have to know how.” – The Cat 

4. “And this mess is so big. And so deep and so tall, we cannot pick it up. There is no way at all!” – The Fish 

5. “The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.” – Conrad

6. “I’ll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident.” – The Cat

7. “Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.” – The Cat

8. “Without my hat, I’m just your garden variety six-foot-tall talking cat.” – The Cat

9. “I’ve got some cool games for you. I also know some new tricks I can do. If you give me a minute, I can show them to you. I’m sure your wouldn’t mind in the least if I do.” – The Cat 

10. “Today is the day you found out what’s true. You are the one who is truer than true. There is no one else in the world who is quite like you.” – The Cat 

11. “Tell the Cat to go away! Let him know you kids don’t want to play. He doesn’t need to be here today. He needs to get out. There should be no doubt. You know you can’t have company when your mom is out.” – The Fish

12. “So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that’s disgusting!” – The Cat 

13. “Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.” – The Cat

14. “I don’t know. A little voice inside of me is saying, ‘This is a bad idea.’ But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, ‘Let the 12-year-old drive!’ Now punch it.” – The Cat 

15. “So all we could do was sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! And we did not like it. Not one little bit.” – Conrad

16. Sally: “Like being in the circus!”

The Cat: “Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.” 

17. “Someone else should drive!” – The Fish

18. “Alright, you win. Concrete, you drive.” – The Cat

19. “Stop! That’s mom’s dress!” – Sally 

20. “Did you just say ‘minutes away?’ That’s impossible!” – The Cat

21. “You will like these things that I’m going to show you. They are Thing One and Thing 

Two.” – The Cat

22. “But I like it here. Oh, I like it a lot!” – The Cat

23. Sally: “Cat, you ruined mom’s dress!”

The Cat: “Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.” 

24. “Then Sally and I did not know what to say. Our mother was out of the house for the day.” – Conrad

25. “And then something went bump! How that bump made us jump!” – Conrad

26. “Look where it blew! You blew the mess out of the house, that’s true. But now you’ve made snow spots! You can’t let them stay!” – The Fish

27. “But I like to eat cake in a tub, you should try it some time.” – The Cat

28. Sally: “I want to drive.”

The Cat: “I think that’s a great idea.”

29. The Cat: “Humina, humina, humina! Who is this?”

Conrad: “That’s my mom.”

The Cat: “Awkward.”

30. “Hey, Rhode Island license plate. You never see those.” – The Cat

31. “See what you have done? You messed things up for everyone!” – The Fish

32. “Take those Things and make them go away! Never bring them back this way.” – Conrad and Sally

33. The Cat: “Listen, Condax—you probably don’t wanna do that.”

Conrad: “Why not? It’s just a crate.”

34. “You need to clean this mess up, pronto. We have a contract.” – Sally 

35. “These kids will be in trouble, I know that for a fact! Look at all of the things you’ve done because you wanted to have some fun!” – The Fish

36. “Those Things moved without any care. Look at the things they did there.” – The Fish

37. “Well, what would you do if your mother asked you?” – The Cat 

38. “See this mess you made? I can’t believe that! You and those Things destroyed every toy. You took away all of the kids’ joy.” – The Fish

39. “Ah, yes of course. Thing Two would like to clarify that just because he wears the number two does not imply in any way that he’s inferior to Thing One.” – The Cat 

40. “Your time is running out. Your mom is almost here! Now is the perfect time to fear. She will be mad if she thinks you were bad. Who knows what she will say when she finds this house this way!” – The Fish

41. “You have to get out and don’t pout because you’re not allowed in here when our mom is out!” – The Fish

42. “They don’t like to follow the rules. Now you two are going to look like fools. What are you going to do when she comes home and questions you?” – The Fish

43. “What is going on, you two? You’re doing something you’re not supposed to do.” – The Fish

44. The Fish: “Children, this cat is currently in violation of 17 of your mother’s rules!”

The Cat: “City Morgue!”

The Fish: “Eighteen!”

The Cat in the Hat Quotes About the Truth

45. “Listen, kid, you can tap it with a hammer, it ain’t gonna change.” – The Cat 

46. “Me? Why I’m The Cat in the Hat, there’s no doubt about that. I’m a super-fun-odiferous feline, who’s here to make sure that you’re ‘meline,’ ‘key lime,’ ‘turpentine.’ I got nothing! I’m not so good with the rhyming, not really, no.” – The Cat 

 47. “Is it wise to tell her what happened here today? Is it wise to confess about it? The choices are few. Well—what would be your answer if your mom asked you, ‘What did you do?’” – Conrad

48. “This isn’t just any old crate, it’s the transdimensional transporterlator. It’s kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.” – The Cat 

49. “How could you not like our games! They are so much fun and designed for everyone.” – The Cat 

50. “Don’t worry about things, little fish, these Things aren’t bad at all, they are very tame!” – The Cat

51. “Oh dear! You do not like our game—oh dear. What a shame! What a shame! What a shame!” – The Cat 

52. “How would you like to fly a kite? I know it’s not better than riding a bike?” – The Cat 

53. “Did you kids have any fun today?” – Mom

54. “Watch me hold all these things in my hands. I will hold them all for as long as I can. I can also balance something with my tail. I promise you I will not fail.” – The Cat

55. “Anywhere I look and see, funny things are all around me.” – The Cat 

56. “Well, sure, he can talk. But is he saying anything? No, not really.” – The Cat 

57. “He says you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate Thun-da or Ben.” – The Cat 

58. “Thing One says he’s Thing One for a reason and some people should just get used to it. It’s a ‘Thing thing’ you wouldn’t understand.” – The Cat 

59. “Look, I’m a cat that can talk, that should be enough for you people!” – The Cat 

60. “I’m your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all of the obvious questions!” – The Cat

61. “Me! Remember, The Fish? Came home in a baggy, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!” – The Fish

62. “Well, there are two treatments I’d recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps, and the other involves a musical number! Me me me me-ow!” – The Cat 

63. Conrad: “But it says, ‘Made in the Philippines.’”

The Cat: “Yes, but not ‘this’ Philippines.”

64. “How much is that canine American in the window.” – The Cat 

65. Conrad: “Wait, two people can’t drive at the same time.”

The Cat: “You’re right. We should all drive.”

66. “Uh, I’m uncomfortable with the ‘d’ word. I just think it’s wrong.” – The Cat 

67. Sally: “S-L-O-W?”

The Cat: “Yeah, S-L-O-W. It’s better than the last thing we had, ‘Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.’” 

68. “If this were my house, I’d be furious.” – The Cat 

69. “I’m going to military school.” – The Cat 

70. “Dirty hoe—I’m sorry, baby. I love you.” – The Cat 

71. “Look at all the trouble you caused!” – The Fish

72. “Alright, I’ll try.” – The Cat

73. “That’d be me. Boo!” – The Cat

74. “How many shots?” – Sally

75. “You don’t try, you do!” – Sally

76. The Cat: “Who’s this?”

Sally: “That’s our babysitter.”

77. “They just wanted to play.” – The Cat

78. “The fish is talking.” – Sally

79. “Why am I sneezing?” – Lawrence Quinn

80. “My place, what do you think?” – The Cat

81. “Scream and run.” – The Cat 

82. “Oh, Things are complicated.” – The Cat 

83. “Are you serious?” – Conrad

84. “Don’t belittle me.” – Thing Two

85. “This filthy thing?” – The Cat

86. Sally and Conrad: “Do you like where you’re at?” 

The Cat: “I love where I’m at.”

87. “How are you? We are very pleased to meet you two.” – Thing 1 and Thing 2

88. “This is where they buried my brother.” – The Fish

89. “I will not go away. I do not wish to go!” – The Cat 

90. Sally: “Where did you come from?”

The Cat: “Hm—how do I put this—when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that—.”

91. “There is no need to fret just yet. With my net, I can get them I bet.” – Conrad

92. “I have an idea of a game if you wish. It’s a good game that we can play with the fish. He may not like it, but it’s fun. It’s a game for everyone.” – The Cat

93. “Come on, Things! Let’s go! What’s on my schedule for tomorrow? What do you say we go on vacation? How about Hawaii? I like Hawaii. I should warn you, there are certain places that don’t allow certain Things.” – The Cat 

94. “What are you doing? Why were they sitting there like that?” – The Cat 

95. “The family was whole, all thanks to the Cat, who was dashing and charming, no doubt about that. He was witty and cultured—and, well, very endearing—and tremendously attractive, but in a sort of real way. You know, kind of an approachable way that I think you don’t see these days.” – The Cat 

96. “But that is not all. Oh no. That is not all!” – The Cat

97. “When the Cat fell on his head, the kids thought he was dead. While they sat on the ball, the kids saw everything fall.” – Narrator 

98. “The cat got to work on cleaning up the house. He picked up everything that was on the floor including the dish and the fish until he couldn’t do it anymore. Once he was done with that, he put everything away.” – Narrator

99. “Even though it’s rainy out, it doesn’t mean they couldn’t move about. They can still have some fun without going out.” – Narrator 

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