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1. “If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.” – Sarah

2. “I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain’t you. You can’t be you. We put you through the window. There ain’t no coming back. This is the really-real world, there ain’t no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain’t no coming back! There ain’t no coming back! There ain’t no coming back!” – T-Bird

3. “People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can’t rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.” – Sarah

4. “Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, ‘Childhood’s over the moment you know you’re gonna die.’” – Top Dollar

5. “Our friend T-Bird won’t be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.” – Top Dollar

6. “He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They’re all dead. They just don’t know it yet.” – Eric Draven

7. “The crow is his link between the land of the living and the realm of the dead.” – Myca

8. “Mother is the name for God, on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.” – Eric Draven

9. “It can’t rain all the time.” – Eric Draven

10. “Take your shot, Funboy. You got me dead, bang.” – Eric Draven

11. “Is that gasoline I smell?” – Eric Draven

12. “You heard me rapping, right?” – Eric Draven

13. “Victims, aren’t we all?” – Eric Draven

14. “I thought I’d use your front door.” – Eric Draven

15. “And I say I’m dead, and I move.” – Eric Draven


16. “That’s him! But, he looked different. He was all painted up white like some sort of dead wh*r*! I seen him!” – Skank

17. “I’m not gonna kill you. Your job will be to tell the rest of them that death is coming for them tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.” – Eric Draven

18. “You’re the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.” – Sergeant Albrecht

19. “Yeah, I shanked her pink *ss and she loved it! Murderer? Murderer?! Let me tell you about murder—it’s fun, it’s easy, and you gonna learn all about it.” – Tin-Tin

20. “When someone’s dead, they can’t come back, can they?” – Sarah

21. “Abashed, the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.” – T-Bird

22. “No, I want you to set a fire so g*dd*mn big, the gods will notice us again, that’s what I’m sayin’. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say, ‘Are we having fun or what?’” – Top Dollar

23. “Ya know, my daddy used to say every man’s got a devil. And you can’t rest till you find him.” – Top Dollar

24. “Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one—‘Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.’” – Eric Draven

25. “A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell, and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn’t do that walking against the wind sh*t, I hate that.” – Sergeant Albrecht

26. “Little things used to mean so much to Shelly—I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.” – Eric Draven

27. “You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could’ve seen that.” – T-Bird

28. “A building gets torched, all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything, families, friends, feelings. But, now I know that sometimes if love proves real, two people who are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart.” – Sarah

29. “I got stabbed! I shot the son of a b*tch! I watched the bullet hole close by itself. And then my business gets blown up real good. Other than that, my day sucked.” – Gideon

30. “I have something to give you. I don’t want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.” – Eric Draven

31. “Well, gentlemen—by all means—I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol’ Tin-Tin.” – Top Dollar

32. “Do you know someone named T-Bird? He had a friend who shouldn’t have played with knives.” – Eric Draven

33. “I saw him too. He had a guitar. He winked at me before he jumped out a fourth-floor window like he had wings.” – Grange

34. “You are seriously f*ck*d up. Would you look in the mirror? I mean, you need professional help!” – Funboy

35. “I want you to tell me a story—a man and a woman in a loft a year ago.” – Eric Draven

36. “G*dd*mn creatures of the night. They never learn.” – Gideon

37. “It’s more like surfing than skating. I wish the rain would stop just once.” – Sarah

38. “Guess it’s not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?” – Eric Draven

39. “Look what you’ve done—to my sheets.” – Funboy

40. “I see you have made your decision, now let’s see you enforce it.” – Eric Draven

41. “So you’re him, huh? The Avenger. The Killer of Killers. Nice outfit. I’m not sure about the face, though.” – Top Dollar

42. “Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?” – Sergeant Albrecht

43. “This is a first. Do I bow or do I curtsy?” – Gideon

44. “Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy—now that’s fun!” – Top Dollar

45. “You burn yourself playing with matches?” – Grange

46. “A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames!” – Eric Draven

47. “Don’t any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?” – Detective Torres

48. “I’d like you to meet two buddies of mine. We never miss.” – Tin-Tin

49. “I call it blood, detective. I suppose you’ll write it up as ‘graffiti.’” – Sergeant Albrecht

50. “Oh, sh*t. You’re bleeding all over the place. I thought, you know, you were invincible.” – Sergeant Albrecht

51. “My livelihood got flushed and went swirling.” – Gideon

52. “Aw, this is already boring the sh*t out of me. Kill ‘im!” – Top Dollar

53. “I feel like a little worm on a big f*ck*n’ hook.” – Skank

54. “For a ghost, you bleed just fine.” – Top Dollar

55. “So many cops, you’d think they givin’ away donuts.” – Sergeant Albrecht

56. “Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as if someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.” – Eric Draven

57. “Police! Don’t move—I said don’t move!” – Sergeant Albrecht

58. “So, kill the crow and destroy the man.” – Grange

59. “What the f*ck are you talking about?” – Gideon

60. “Yeah, you’re looking for a coroner, sh*t-for-brains. Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t on me! Sh*t on me. Sh*t on me!” – Gideon

61. “Don’t you ever f*ck*ng die?” – Funboy

62. “Quick impression for you—caw! Caw! Bang! F*ck, I’m dead!” – Top Dollar

63. “F*ck you, Tin-Tin!” – Skank

64. “What the f*ck are you supposed to be, man?” – T-Bird

65. “You know, you’re directly out of your f*ck*ng mind! You know that!” – Gideon

66. “And you’re lying to me about Shelly. She’s gonna die, isn’t she?” – Sarah

67. “I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished.” – T-Bird

68. “She’s not my sister. Shelly just takes care of me. She’s my friend—her and Eric. You lied to her about Eric.” – Sarah

69. “He has power, but it is power you can take from him.” – Myca

70. “You’re trespassing. And you owe me a f*ck*n’ new door!” – Gideon

71. “You, Sarah? Yeah, look. Your sister—she’s gonna be okay.” – Sergeant Albrecht

72. “Yeah, eyes see. One of the most important things I learned from my sister.” – Top Dollar

73. “I knew it was you. Even with the makeup. I remembered your song. You said, ‘Can’t rain all the time.’ That is from your song, right? Come on, Eric, I know you’re here. I miss you and Shelly. Get so lonely all by myself. The hell with you. I thought you cared.” – Sarah

74. “You’re just going to have to forgive me for that.” – Eric Draven

75. “All the power in the world resides in the eyes, fella. Sometimes they’re more useful than the people that bear them.” – Top Dollar

76. “You didn’t say goodbye.” – Sarah

77. “Safest place in the world to be.” – Eric Draven

78. “Sarah, I do care.” – Eric Draven

79. “I can handle it. Don’t worry.” – Eric Draven

80. “Wrong. Best reason to quit. Only reason to quit.” – Top Dollar

81. “I think we broke her.” – Top Dollar

82. “I love her eyes. Pretty.” – Myca

83. “Problem is, it’s all been done before.” – Top Dollar

84. “I like him already.” – Top Dollar

85. “That’s no reason to quit.” – Criminal 

86. “I’m your passenger. Drive.” – Eric Draven

87. “Hey, sh*t ain’t even loaded, man.” – Tin-Tin

88. “I was. I’m not anymore.” – Eric Draven

89. “It’s really late, Sarah.” – Eric Draven

90. “Can you put me up for the night?” – Sarah

91. “Sister? She’s supposed to be your sister?” – Gideon

92. “I thought the police always said, ‘Freeze.’” – Eric Draven

93. “Well, I guess you really will need my help, won’t you?” – Sergeant Albrecht

94. “Yeah, and who might that be?” – Top Dollar

95. “I’m looking for something in an engagement ring. Gold.” – Eric Draven

96. “You cheap-*ss, chrome-dome, child-molesting, saprophyte motherf*ck*r!” – Tin-Tin

97. “I got a gun in my pocket!” – Funboy

98. “Which of you motor city motherf*ck*rs wants to bet me this one isn’t?” – T-Bird

99. “And you can choke on them you son of a b*tch!” – Gideon

100. “Whaddya want, man? Money? Drugs? I got ’em. We could use you—you did Tin-Tin. This is business, right?” – T-Bird

101. “I’m not Skank. There’s Skank right there! Skank’s dead.” – Skank

102. “Yeah. Good speech though. I didn’t wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that sh*t down!” – Sergeant Albrecht

103. “Lucky I didn’t stab your fat *ss.” – Tin-Tin

104. “Here’s to Devil’s Night, my new favorite holiday.” – T-Bird

105. “He winked at you? Pf, musicians.” – Top Dollar

106. “What are you supposed to be—a clown or something?” – Sarah

107. “Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you!” – Top Dollar

108. “I remember her. We needed to put some fear into that little lady, she wasn’t going along with our tenant relocation program. Then, her idiot boyfriend shows up and turns a simple, sweeping clear into a total cluster f*ck! Who gives a sh*t? It’s ancient history.” – T-Bird

109. “A boy and his bird. Awful touching.” – Top Dollar

110. “They got killed on devil’s night, but they were gonna get married on Halloween? Who gets married on Halloween?” – Lead Cop

111. “Eric didn’t come back for me. He can’t be my friend anymore because, well, I’m alive.” – Sarah

112. “Okay. Gideon blows all to hell and you’re having a chit-chat with some weirdo who winds up in T-Bird’s car when it zigs instead of zags. Then, you steal one of my case files from homicide, and you’re saying this is just a f*ck*ng automobile accident? Come on!” – Detective Torres

113. “If you got something personal, amigo, we can work it out, right?” – T-Bird

114. “Remember? Yeah, I remember everything. But I don’t know what—what? What? What’re you talking about? No, no, no, no. You mean that place downtown?” – T-Bird

115. “There are energies aligning against you.” – Myca

116. “Tin-Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.” – T-Bird

117. “I’m not worried. Look, here’s the plan. You stay in front, and when they run out of ammo, I’ll arrest ’em.” – Sergeant Albrecht

118. “Well, I am the police and I say, ‘Don’t move.’ Snow White, you move, you’re dead.” – Sergeant Albrecht

119. “That’s ’cause everybody’s dead. I knew you’d come here.” – Sarah

120. “Maybe we oughta just video tape this, play it back in slow motion.” – Top Dollar

121. “I’ve got a g*dd*mn vigilante killer out there knocking off scum bags left and right, and you’re covering up for somebody.” – Detective Torres

122. “That’s what I thought. Are you referring to anyone in particular?” – Sergeant Albrecht

123. “A man has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes the institution. What was the idea?” – Top Dollar

124. “That sounds like a great plan. There’s just one problem.” – Eric Draven

125. “My father’s daughter. That’s right. What’s the matter, you don’t see the resemblance?” – Top Dollar

126. “You got that cream stuff? I hate this. They can’t even call it cream legally.” – First Cop

127. “They make you fart, big time.” – Sarah

128. “I saw somebody. Maybe it was your fairy godfather.” – Sergeant Albrecht

129. “Hey, guess what? Arcade Games fell down, went boom.” – T-Bird

130. “You’re going to say I shouldn’t be in the cemetery in the middle of the night, right?” – Sarah

131. “Pussies drink last, man.” – Tin-Tin

132. “I am coming home, Shelly.” – Eric Draven

133. “Who’s the cartoon character in the painted face?” – Detective Torres

134. “Hey, you’re the detective. Why don’t you tell me?” – Sergeant Albrecht

135. “You shouldn’t smoke these. They’ll kill ya.” – Eric Draven

136. “Ah look, makin’ us popular. When they flash us like that, they ain’t friends.” – T-Bird

137. “Mr. Gideon, you’re not paying attention.” – Eric Draven

138. “You’ll just think I’m nuts.” – Sarah

139. “How do you steer that thing on a wet street?” – Sergeant Albrecht

140. “Yeah, well, then maybe they’ll have to lock us both up.” – Sergeant Albrecht

141. “We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain.” – James O’Barr, Author

142. “Sometimes I dream of sleepiness, sometimes I feel like I’m alive.” – James O’Barr, Author

143. “Life is just a dream on the way to death.” – James O’Barr, Author

144. “Death, like virtue, has its degrees.” – James O’Barr, Author

145. “It’s not death if you refuse it, it is if you accept it.” – James O’Barr, Author

146. “Childhood is over when you know you’re gonna die.” – James O’Barr, Author

147. “So, the crow spirals down through a collapsed dream and the only sound it makes is like a concave scream.” – James O’Barr, Author

148. “Eric screams and screams, and pounds his head against the wall until phantom fire trucks race across his vision. All he wants is pain—pain and hate—yes, hate. But never fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and bullets.” – James O’Barr, Author

149. “Life is lousy with hurt but it also shimmers with beauty.” – James O’Barr, Author

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